This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

You asked...Why didn’t you use two spaces if you love them so much? (implied: Gotcha!)

There is a false premise in your comment.

Stop pretending you’re waiting to make a judgment.

Cops without their cams on should not be allowed to testify.

Police departments all across the country tell citizens to run and hide when there is an active shooter. Not to mention it is arguably the most natural thing to do.

...said the guy saying LOL unironically.

Police themselves instruct citizens to run and hide in the event there is an active shooter.

If they don’t speak up, they aren’t good cops. Full stop.

I have to pay car insurance. But I don’t going around telling everyone how awesome it is that I have to buy car insurance! I just sort of...do it.

I don’t think that’s it.

I am 32 and will defend to the death the double-space after periods. It looks cleaner to me. 

bUtt THEier waerNT reLLy A shuuter, so Y waz Bennett ACtin like thur waz!!11!

Leaving racism out of the discussion altogether...Which cop would you rather have.