You sound like you’re very good at your customer service based role.

You’re nice and fun to interact with.

For awhile there I said “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” whenever something good happened. It was a good for a laugh but also funny looks.

Stir fries have got to be the worse dish to have sex while preparing it because they cook so quickly. God! At least do it while roasting a chicken or making bolognese. 

He gently slid himself into the hot dog bun -toasted but too toasted. It still had a slight spring and the infused warmth spread through him. Fumbling one-handed, he reached out for a cool, lubricating bottle of ketchup. At the last moment, he snapped his hand back. “No”, he said to himself, “We’re doing this Chicago-s…

That’s not true, though. A French press is a single piston. How would a car move by your definition? It moves because your foot hits a pedal? Don’t be so snarky when you’re wrong.

This is a powerfully wrong belief.

Yeah, snark or not, I’m not sure “moving parts” is the correct metric anyway.

The greys on this are amazing. And so quick too!

So, what about non-sneaker-based shoes to wear with skirts and dresses?

Nailed it.

Where I live? No. I’ll give you a hint: we have the only declared socialist in the legislature of a major US city.

“If you know that someone else is handling the dishes, you’re less motivated to clean as you go and use as few dishes as possible.”

Wow. I Feel so bad for that ghost. I mean, it’s awful, but it sounds like it’s sad and angry and scared. Maybe it’s happy to have a granny there with it.

This took place when I was about 10 years old. My mom had rather quickly filed for divorce, but she only had a part-time job and made very little money, so finding a place to stay that was affordable and available immediately was tough. A friend of hers told her that she and her husband had…

When I was in my early twenties, I drove my friend to the hospital after his dad had a heart attack. I stuck around with him waiting for news, and we were sitting outside the hospital on the curb when the strangest thing happened.

I’m crine at the idea of a silent library, then suddenly a wail erupts from one of the computer terminals. It’s Granddad, rending his clothes and tearing at his hair. People rush to his aid, but he just keeps screaming...

In high school, pretty much the only activity my boyfriend and I participated in was just aimlessly driving around, which I’m sure a lot of you did as well! So one night in the winter, probably around 8, we take this road that I didn’t know at all and my boyfriend said was a nice drive (uhhh, it was night time, who…

When I was about twelve, I went snooping through a closet and found photos of a little girl that looked like me, but seemed to have been taken a good 10 years earlier. I took the box to my mom, who told me that we would talk about it later, and to go outside to play. When I brought the pictures up later, she denied I…

When I was 7, my older sister, who was 11, started telling this story about a disembodied green hand she’d see floating in her closet at night, if she left the door open. She made up shit all the time and didn’t seem to be actually afraid of anything, so my parents, my younger brother and I just chalked it up to…