I could tell from her agricultural pictures and her uneducated views/bullshit opinions that she’s in the Central Valley. Because of course she fucking is.

Yeah, it’s not like my favorite word or anything, but it doesn’t ruin my day if someone says it.

I just looked up this Paolo guy and yeah, he looks exactly like Stannis! Not sure who’s worse though; it seems like it might be pretty close.

Yes, yes. Daario Jr.

Real estate flyer guy is CLEARLY Daario. How does he not see that?

It’s rare for me to look forward to a new Simpsons episode these days, but Lisa befriending Kate McKinnon sounds like a good time to me.

Like the one time it’s not actually his fault, she would leave? I’m with you, totally wouldn’t go down that way.

So, where can I get one of these cheese pyramids?

I have a friend who posts several “Photo 2” type pictures of her kids every single day. It doesn’t upset me or anything, but it seems like an awful lot of work to look cool.

Having the exact same hair as a K-pop boy band member is giving me a sense of joy that I can’t quite put into words.

Yeah, he turned me down when we were in high school and then was pissed that I wasn’t still into him when he decided he was into me a few years later. Like I was just going to wait for him to change his mind. Strangely, I don’t think this is at all uncommon.

The rest of the story isn't really appropriate to share in this context. I'm happily married and his life took a much different direction.

Unnecessary. Years ago, an ex told me he was getting married and that he wanted me to hear it from him first, etc. and I was like, “So?” It made it seem like he was looking for drama, tbh.

He wasn’t an ex, but someone who only liked me once I stopped liking him. He left me a bunch of drunken, crying voicemails. In German. Which I don’t speak.

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, but if I ever tried to wear something like this it would look like I got it from Derelicte’s sassy octogenarian collection.

At first glance, I thought she just had really unfortunate boobs.

You can’t just quote the Simpsons and pretend like it’s your own words. Stupid monkey.

I wish we could have seen his face when he says, “WUT.”

ACK! I totally get this, I know cool girls who do what I said and cool girls who do what you said, both—neither are the type of people I would particularly want to be friends with anyway. It is definitely hard for me to make friends with women, but that’s not because “women are such bitches” and more like I just don’t…

It felt like we were “supposed” to think that, but I didn’t really get that vibe when reading it. False alarm, maybe?