I think having difficulties making new friends is a lot different than the “cool girls” who like to say, “all women hate me!” This is more like wanting to be friends with women, but not being at a place in life where you meet people with similar interests very often.

Sometimes the people we love have terrible, terrible taste.

I hate every single character on the ever popular show, How I Met Your Mother. Why would anyone watch this show?!

He should be ashamed of HIMSELF. What the fuck did he ever do that was so great?

JEALOUS. It’s gorgeous there.

Quinoa vodka? Whole Foods needs to GTFO sometimes.

I haven’t had cilantro vodka before, but I am guessing it would mix REALLY well with pineapple juice.

I’m also introverting tonight and it. is. motherfucking. glorious.

The realization that I’m SUCH a George was kind of earth shattering, but at the same time... it’s still a hilarious show.

I loved it the first time around but absolutely can’t watch it now. Each character is somehow worse than the last—except for Ross who is actually the literal worst.

But a REALLY COOL heroin den.

Well played!

Nope - WASPiest person I’ve ever met IRL.

That would be a nice twist.

Someone’s date wore white to my wedding. He dated her for a few years, and I never liked her at least partially because of that first impression.

Sadman has a nice ring to it. But only for a girl.

*grits teeth* “No, really, I’m soooo happy for you.”

Like, super late term, y’all.

The worst part about all of this is that places where you get abortions are often also places that can help you with safe sex, birth control, and condoms. Better keep all that away from the children.

#notallturds