Oh whoops, I didn’t see this and said something similar. “K” pretty much covers it.

Sheer stupidity gets “k” as a response always.

So, neither my husband or I cried, but our FAMILIES certainly did. Sweet jesus, so much wailing.

“I don’t know him.”

This is some pretty clever marketing from Urban Dictionary

Maybe the whole “aww shucks!” thing will translate into her being an actual bad bitch when she’s older.

Mickey Gooch, eh? Taint that somethin’.

I guess I can see how being one of the biggest stars in the world... and then not... could be tough. I almost feel sorry for her, but not quite.

I didn't even gt a chance to tell him! For shame!

He got up and moved even though the bus is full. I'm THAT lady now.

LOL on the bus. I want to tell this guy next to me what you said so he’ll stop looking at me like that.

Psst! I look great in grey shadow and you'll never convince me otherwise! Good on cool skin tones.

I love Kumail’s tweet so much. My SIL is obsessed with the surprised selfie. Eyebrows at her hairline, eyes bugged out, smiling with all of her teeth showing and her mouth wide open, 80 trillion #hashtags - she’s very pretty, but the stupid selfie face is laughable

Calling other people jealous bitches sure doesn’t make her seem as fun as she thinks she is.

I wonder what lead her to this pointless decision. Not very sharp!

Every day that burkini is looking better.

Peer examinations in medical diagnostics classes are common, yes, but how the fuck did they get from taking another student’s blood pressure to vagina probing?!

Did they call it “White Prom” and “Black Prom?” If a student was of mixed race or an unrepresented minority, which prom did he/she go to? Did no parents flip out? Was there no worth-a-damn history teacher that encouraged students to stand up to the administration?

You’d be better off looking for a unicorn.

I am clearly not their demographic.