Does this mean I’ll have to start wearing attractive underwear again?

I was at peak abs the first time these were cool. Now? Well...

What situation? Oh, this fucking situation!

“What do you want for dinner?”

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

Me too - mostly because WHAT IF THIS CAN FUCKING HAPPEN TO ME TOO?!

Yeah, if I’m going to be in water or sweating I’ll use the Neutrogena on my face instead.

Yeah, if I’m going to be in water or sweating I’ll use the Neutrogena on my face instead.

I haven’t tried this but used to use a liquid sunscreen as a kid that I loved. Thanks!

I haven’t tried this but used to use a liquid sunscreen as a kid that I loved. Thanks!

Well, I use it because my dermatologist recommended it and she doesn’t stand to gain anything from encouraging me to use drugstore products that she doesn’t sell in her office. I’ve heard that about anything above SPF 30 before, but not from a doctor.

Well, I use it because my dermatologist recommended it and she doesn’t stand to gain anything from encouraging me to…

I like this one too—EXCEPT for the film it leaves on my floor.

I like this one too—EXCEPT for the film it leaves on my floor.

Clarins UV Plus HP SPF 40 Day Screen for my face. It sits really well under makeup and is long lasting. I haven’t even gotten any new freckles since I started wearing this. For my body, Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunscreen, SPF 100. I am high-risk for melanoma and have had many, many moles removed. My…

Clarins UV Plus HP SPF 40 Day Screen for my face. It sits really well under makeup and is long lasting. I haven’t…

You’ll have to pry my Diet Dr. Pepper from my cold, dead hands.

As long as they can keep drumming up “controversies.” Who knows how many they have left though.

I’ve been spammin’ Jez for years now!

It’s kind of impressive, really.

Yes! I lived in the same town as him at that time, and that fucking douchebag truck was everywhere. He had to live there instead of LA so he could be a “big fish” I think.

Gotta get $$$$$ for another Kardashian wedding special while they’re still somehow relevant.

Jonathan Bennett’s dance card is full, TYVM. He’s aged out of Van Wilder movies, sure, but these Lifetime movies won’t make themselves.

Thandie Newton sat behind me at a show recently and during intermission she stopped me to tell me that I have lovely hair and she had been admiring it during the show. I mean, SWOON.

LOL WUT? Kinja’d.