Ha! Maybe he is just really paranoid!

Yep, my tip was less than a dollar!

Kudos to you for trying! I'd get the reference.

He was on the taller end of average!

It was either during or around that time—2000ish. They came into the restaurant I worked in, demanded to sit in this weird elevated booth that can be seen from every point in the restaurant, refused to make eye contact with me, argued with each other, and tipped me less than a dollar on a $30ish dollar meal.

My grandfather still does the “Tool Time” grunt—I wonder how many people do that at him?

I get the impression that he has a major complex of some kind. Girls not liking him in high school or whatever.

I have a very recent positive celeb story.

For this major asshole reputation Morrissey has, I have never heard of anyone having a story about him. Does he manage to never interact with the plebes, or what?

It’s worth noting that I’m five feet tall, so not exactly an imposing figure or anything.

Cher’s dad from Clueless

lolllll

LOL! I’m picturing:

She’s also a scientologist, so.

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

I have a story about Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler being assholes to me, but it’s not interesting and neither are they.

He wasn’t a dick or anything, but I was once walking near Seth Meyers in the same direction and he kept looking back at me all panic-stricken like I was stalking him or something.

I knew there would be a Liam Gallagher story!

You’re doing the lord’s work, bae.

This one was my favorite—I was laughing about it all afternoon yesterday.