It's amazing. I get upgraded regularly, but there are no upgrades on international or long cross-country flights, the time when it would be best to have!

I would always fly first class.

Nope, he’s still David Schwimmer :(

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This.

David Schwimmer looks more like Ray from Girls than Robert Kardashian.

That sounds fucking terrible. I hope your employment situation improves, you get to take your mini vacation, and your mom stops being such a dick.

I wonder if the mildness is part of what’s so worrisome to them?

But it’s not regardless of cut or price.

What the fuck do these people think it’s okay for welfare recipients to actually eat. Gruel?

I mean, one of us has to be responsible and it sure as hell isn’t me!

Well, she sounds HIDEOUS.

He’s practical, that one.

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Bunch of hussies! Trying to tempt those sweet innocent boys.

It’s a slippery slope. All the girls will probably end up pregnant if they allow these dresses.

I’d like them to name one teen boy who was offended by these “slutty” dresses.

I’m stunned and a little jealous, tbh. Looks don’t matter, etc, etc, but damn!

There are so many things I hate about dress codes and proms and everything else in this story that I almost forgot about their money.

I distinctly remember that this was also the dress code for dances when I was in school because people acted just as fucking dramatic about it then, too. They took dinosaurs instead of limos back then though.

Maybe they cut them off to spite their faces.