Do Paula and January actually look that fucking gorgeous? Please tell me they’re using that Kardashian-level photoshop app.

I’m on the pill and the last time my period was a day later than I expected it to be, I flipped the fuck out. DO NOT WANT.

I guess I’ve never seen Lisa Ling at that angle before because I didn’t recognize her at all. Like, not even a little.

Well, that sure ruined her vacation.

What if they were still having what they thought were regular periods?!

You don’t even wanna know what he’s gonna do with those maracas.

When I saw this gif the other day, I watched it for about 10 minutes. On track to do the same thing again.

In a diamond-encrusted beer koozie, I’m sure.

Sometimes a girl just gets bloated, y’all. Maybe it’s just PMS or she had a beer last night or something.

Ooh, they do have good Targets there. My City Target is garbage.

The most memorable thing about sex ed at my school was that the teacher’s name was Mr. Boehner. That was 20 years ago and I still laughed thinking about it just now.

I went to school in a pretty conservative area and our sex ed involved a LOT of pictures of way out of control, untreated STDs. It was like the “Scared Straight” version of sex ed.

While this ruling affects only about 40,000 students in the Clovis Unified School District, Think Progress makes the argument that it’s setting an important precedent for California and, hopefully, the rest of the nation.

I feel like the sketch is kind of an obvious joke, like the kind that even I could think of despite not being a paid comedy writer. I know SNL has it’s problems, but I’m going with not plagiarism.

Puppy yes, baby no.

Between being a crackhead and describing himself as a “petite boy,” Tom Hardy is killing my lady boner at warp speed.

This is all the proof I need that this needs to happen.

That is an amazing idea. Maybe the best I've heard all day.

This image from Us Weekly makes it look like David Schwimmer is playing Kris. Can we start a petition to make this happen?