Statistics! I went to a community college before transferring to a state school several hours away and I took statistics my last semester and BOMBED. I just did. not. get. it. and not for lack of trying. I sobbed hysterically in my professor’s office and he let me do a bunch of extra work from the textbook for enough…

It’s expensive AF to be a bridesmaid, especially if she lives in a different city. Don’t suck it up; politely decline if you don’t want to do it.

Like, they invite you over to chill and it’s a trick? Yuck, no.

I’m a bit older than you, but all the people I know that never moved from our hometown are realllly into that kind of shit. I don’t want your candles or diet shakes or whatever the fuck! I also live a thousand miles away from you, so I’m obviously not coming to your stupid Stella and Dot party. LOL JK, Stella & Dot is…

I haven’t read that, but he definitely came across that way in this interview. He seems smart, so I don’t know if it’s some weird calculated thing or what.

I thought the TSA Instagram account that was linked in the article would be like, “Oh, haha, look at the silly shit people try to get on planes with.” Only now I’m kinda terrified. Grenades?! Fucking grenades?!

There was an interview with him in Rolling Stone a few months ago (maybe longer, I’m bad at time) where he said that he “requires sexual congress” no less than 5 times per day, but up to 10.

Yeah, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it and I definitely remember Ryan Phillipe, SMG, and Selma Blair... but totally coming up blank on Reese. Maybe the whole “nice girl” thing put me off and I stopped paying attention!

I’ve seen Cruel Intentions (more than once!) and have absolutely no recollection of Reese Witherspoon even being in it at all.

That’s an “and that’s why you always leave a note!” style lesson!

Yeah, like, italicized and everything. Way harsh.

I put the wrong age on accident too, but still in the right bracket. Wait, how old am I?

Who even knows, ha!

LOVE. HER. Glad to see people having fun.

Thought for sure this was Emma Stone.

World’s Fanciest Brony.

Full lips are gorgeous, but the contouring in these photos makes them look a little like hemorrhoids tbh.

Yeah, the same with mine—but everyone who didn’t need the help brought their own lunch because that shit was nasty.

Gelatinous mysteries abound!