Yeah, our only vegetable was canned corn or green beans—that broccoli looks kinda good.

She looks like the Peaches ‘n Cream Barbie of my youth!

Anyone who’s ever been part of the free lunch program is not even remotely surprised by this.

God, could you imagine Ron and Babs singing show tunes together?! I would pay to see that.

HE DOES?!? This is how rumors get started, right?

Being old is hard.

Gimme a break... gimme a break... break me off a piece of that XAN-AX-BAR.

I worked at a very conservative company where the insurance covered none of my birth control despite this being after the ACA provision. Apparently, the way they were able to get around it was by “grandfathering in” to some old ass plan that didn’t have to follow the rules. I’m not sure exactly how it worked and I was…

Yeah, I feel like it kind of confirms all the stupid shit the religious Right says on this topic. In their minds, anyway.

Oh, I didn’t really mean from a logical standpoint. Logic doesn’t work against the Right because they refuse to acknowledge it.

Yes, that’s true—at least someone is fighting.

Beating them at their own game, I suppose? “If your religious freedom matters, why doesn’t mine?” It could work.

Fair.

I 100% agree with them here, but does anyone else think it may hurt the cause to have the Satanic Temple being the most outspoken opponent of these shitty laws?

That sounds... complicated.

That definitely would have been the most interesting thing about this story.

Mostly I’m just disappointed that Ron Perelman is not the same person as Ron Perlman.

Two vaginas is a gift; two uteruses, a curse.

By all means, dude. I’m not trying to take away your freedom of choice here.

Oh, this is “Kwanzaa cake.” My second favorite thing about this is that she calls the corn nuts “acorns.”