Ha! I imagine my reference from my boss will look something like, “She won’t be your cheerleader, but she’ll work her ass off.”

That’s the kind of sick burn you have to think of in advance. Nobody’s that quick, are they?!

On my most recent review for work, my boss wrote, “Luckily, we’re not looking for sunshine and rainbows.” OH SNAP. Don’t worry though, despite that comment it was actually a good review.

I can’t unsee it now.

I see that those bags say “healthy snacks,” but I buy these all the time and don’t ever recall seeing that phrasing on the packaging. I thought their slogan was something like “ingredients you can pronounce!”

This is basically the best thing I've ever read. Someone green light this!

Lifelong sausage legs over here, so no thanks. That would look cute on Ms Scarjo though, I'm sure.

I fucking love her.

I'm not looking for any dongs, but I sure do love this song.

That’s true. Hopefully this doesn’t encourage more of that.

I think it might be okay since this is for “old, sick” dogs, who I would guess are probably dying anyway. I would worry about dummies giving it to healthy dogs though.

That Mariah album cover looks like the last greatest hits one, doesn’t it?

That SNL sketch needed infinitely more Leslie Jones and Jamie Lannister. No amount would have been too much.

That rum is aged AF.

no onions = all the onions, every time, always

I'm guessing (hoping?) that she was wearing that getup for part of a bit. I mean, there's boob fringe and wings, too...

Exactly. That’s basically me at all times.

This is the new Side Eye Chloe.

I just love these two crazy kids.

No reports yet as to whether she’ll try to force him to kiss her or not.