Yes! Take my money, just gimme those sweet, sweet pickles!

“Lost” as in “I’M SO FUCKING DESPERATE TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN!!!” #rebelheart

When I was younger and couldn’t afford tickets to these things I would always be so bummed out every year. Now that I’m old and could afford to go, there’s no way in hell I would. It’s dirty and there’s outhouses and youths on drugs!

DM is probably into that sort of thing, like, in a relationship. I don’t feel like that’s the kind of thing you get up to with hookups. Maybe I’m naive...

I've never lost my shit on anyone over it. I may have sighed in annoyance though :)

Yeah, I wanna say, like, 1998ish?

So many layers!

SEND YOUR PICKLES TO MEEEEEEEE, GERMANS!

I'm more jealous than I should be.

Agreed!

Me too. This explains why, when I ask for more pickles, they will literally put ONE more slice on. I kind of thought they were just being dicks, tbh. My bad!

It's a little Florence Henderson... Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.

I like Rebel's Lady Dracula cape. You do you, girl.

No. Oh my god, NO.

Every time the commercial for this comes on, I think they're saying "eight deep" instead of "AD." Then I laugh like a maniac.

Sorry, Subway employees... I didn't know that I'm only allowed 3 pickles for my sandwich and always ask for more. I'm a bad customer!

Probably not, but I'm sorry that someone else experienced that too.

I wish! I think I just sulked.

Of course! I couldn't do something like that and not share!

Totally! Maybe I'll just wear a ball gown to my next work happy hour.