I’ve been in that slot for years now. It’s discomfiting at times. I have none of these albums, am pretty sure I’ve never listened to any of them, and have never heard of a fair amount of the artists. You get used to it, and then put on a Stones album again.

I’ve long since given up on the other categories, but I’ve barely even heard of any of the Rock nominees. Shit, I’m old.

I think they could have skipped one of the fancy films that dozens of people enjoyed in favor of Deadpool somewhere in the top 100.  

I went to a private HS.  The dress code rules were very clear, and among them: no long hair was permitted.  So I had choice - cut my hair, or go to a different school.  I didn’t piss and moan and run to the media, I went to the barber.

Click on the original story.  She looked ridiculous.  Like someone put a toy octopus on her head.

Hot take:  Oreos suck. Sugar and shortening paste surrounded by dry, flavorless biscuits.  Worst big brand cookie made.

They’re $1.99/lb every day at most supermarkets here.

They really went overboard piking secondary characters we barely cared about last year. I didn’t think I’d miss Enid and Tara until I was subjected to still-chunky-despite-the-apocalypse Music Guy, Annoyingly Glib Other Doctor, and the Perils of Hard-of-Hearing Person.

If I had to guess? Cashing Smith’s disability/welfare checks and not raising any kind of fuss that might stop that gravy train.

You know when this is even more fun? At church. At least in Catholicism, you’re supposed to wait to leave until the celebrants get out, or at least have passed you. I always sit on the aisle, and every week there are people in my row who, rather than observe the rules and sing along the final hymn, stand anxiously…

Reminds me of when Berman used to call the Home Run Derby.  He’d get an intern to look up local towns and landmarks, and then every time someone hit a long bomb he’d scream “OOhhh!!!  He hit that one all the way to <faraway exurb>“.  And he’d be all hoarse and completely out of breath, despite having been a…

They’re not gonna get you to change companies because Flo made a funny. They believe the endless impressions will make a dent in the psyche of the 17-year-old who, when he needs to get car insurance for the first time, has Geico come to mind first.

That fantasy of yours sounds better than the 70s that the leftist morons running NYC pine for, when 75% of the city was unsafe to walk around in, thugs robbed and beat people day and night, cars were broken into daily, and everything was falling apart.

He’s got one heck of a family, too. Real go-getters.  Clearly they were VERY interested in Smith’s welfare.

Eh.  It’s better than groping pre-teen girls, guy’s wives right in front of them, and basically every female one encounters in a 40-year political career.

It doesn’t get much more blue than places in NYC like Park Slope and the Village and the Upper West Side, but the lengths limousine liberal parents in those burgs will go to in order to keep black kids out of “their” schools is remarkable.

Krispy Kreme may be (slightly) overrated, but Dunkin Donuts are flat-out garbage.

UPS Drivers are well-paid union workers, not pizza-boys. They don’t need to be tipped.

I did this a couple of years.  Last time, someone took my bowl.

The problem with reclining isn’t that I’m annoyed someone is in “my” space. It makes certain things on a plane much more difficult - like operating a laptop, eating, reading a newspaper (yes I’m old).