Behaviors like this have me convinced flight attendants hate their jobs and their passengers.

I went to their book signing a couple of years ago.  The rules were very strict that they would only be signing the book, nothing else.  And I was one of the only people who didn’t bring at least one record to have signed, which the band all did, gladly.  Vexing.

It’s one of the best albums of all time. Everyone should listen to it! Zombie apocalypse or whatever.

OK, I met a rabid Tom Petty fan.

A better list:

Saturday Night and Bitch are rock-ish. The rest is pap. and the Eagles may have some rock-adjacent songs like Those Shoes (is that the name) but they just don’t do it for me. Hotel California is terrible and goes on forever.

Your list is absurd. Here is a far more accurate top 10:

None of whom are “Classic Rock”.  But woke points for you.

Top 1.  They were the best.

I was gonna write my list but you have stated my case perfectly.  Thank you good sir/madam.

I just found an unlabeled cassette tape and it turned out to be a Hendrix bootleg my friend sent me 25 years ago. It is almost unlistenable. His voice is bad and the jams are repetitive and boring.  Jimi’s first three albums have some great songs on them but he is kinda overrated.

Replace Boston with The Who and you’re onto something.

No such thing as a ‘69 Boss Mustang with the top down, Hoss. They’re all fastbacks.

Hip-Hop is trash. Pretty much all of it. Talentless dolts shouting over a drum machine.

Yes, because proper copyright attribution is the surest indicator of greatness. How do you pick a sports team to root for, the one with the best accounting department?

Were people this high on Petty when he was still with us? I’ve never met a rabid Tom Petty fan. He’s just... there.

The Pretenders are probably rock’s most criminally underrated band.

I have to laugh at someone shouting about the Beach Boys not being rock while simultaneously touting Elton John, the Andrew Lloyd Weber of Rock.

I like the cut of your jib, but Elvis was bigger than the Beatles as far as the most important entertainment entity of all time. Not germane to this list, but he is the King.

Because the Beach Boys are much better than Queen? How many goofy novelty songs can a band record?