crush Scout Walker’s skull with swinging logs.

I find PB Blaster to be superior at loosening nasty bolts, but that little can of WD40 can do damn near anything (and isnt toxic as hell which is nice)

Thank you for keeping this important conversation alive, Julianne. On behalf of babies everywhere.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

pls marry me

seriously you need to let switch foot go. You had your hits and it's time to move on. I still hear you sometimes on pop2k it's okay your legacy lives on

clearly, you didn’t check your tire pressure beforehand. Must have been at least 1.5 psi difference in tire pressure between your tires.

The “right thing” would be pay for your mistake?

10. Star Wars - Luke says “Carrie” to Princess Leia
9. Guardians of the Galaxy - Chris Pratt wasn’t supposed to drop the orb when giving to the Collector. He did.
8. Lemony Snicket’s - Jim Carey asking to do his line again was an actual request, not part of the script.
7. North by Northwest - Policeman has no idea of how…

White People,

When I think sexytime, I immediately think “Dogfart.”

I can’t stop laughing about an ‘eco dentist’. What the ever-loving fuck is that? She tries to fight your tooth decay by cultivating penicillin mold between your teeth?

...and he’s alive, as opposed to a victim of some terrible, preventable disease.

Do yourself a favor and go with a mid-range/priced device. A full setup should cost maybe $65-$80. Just pay it. Otherwise, you will be back at the vape shop in less than a month looking to upgrade.

I do, it’s kept me from smoking cigarettes for the last three years. And I can reduce the amount of nicotine any time I like. I also find that I can go without for longer periods of time then when I was using tobacco. So for me it is a godsend because I was very much hooked on tobacco.

What in the hell did I just watch here. That was both the worst and somehow the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Pube-beard sounds like the worst kind of pirate.

I wouldn’t put a tall iron block straight six in it.

And before anyone asks - the only lyric I remember at the moment is:

You can try, but you’ll never beat the 4th Law of Thermodynamics.

Boost in. Apex seals out.