I heat up my coffee mug before making coffee with my AeroPress. Goddamn… I’m one of them.

How would I know ?

A V8 Supercar is absolutely not a “drag racer”. In fact, hardcore acceleration from a standing start is not at all what it is designed to do.

Dyson broke, bought a Miele. Haven’t looked back.

To get instafamous/scene points.

Horribly excellent.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

They really do. You do you and if morning wine helps then mornin wine all around!

I totally deactivated my Facebook after I broke up with my long term on and off again ex boyfriend. I don’t regret it at all and I’m actually really glad I did it.

how republican.

WHY DID YOU TURN?

Is JEZEBEL officially an Men’s Rights website now? We need a woman in the White House more than ever. Why on earth is Jezebel, the formerly feminist site, harshing on Hillary or her supporters. Bernie will never be president. Frankly, we’ve had enough white, old men in the White House to know that they never make…

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

I live in Southern California. I’ve put a lot of miles on cars with cloth interiors, and cars with leather interiors. I’ll take leather every time. It doesn’t stain, it’s easier to maintain, easy to clean when you and three friends have tracked snow into it...and perhaps most importantly it doesn’t retain farts, only…

A good steering wheel is like a good curry - it’s supposed to burn.

*re-opens tab* WE ARE LEGION

I feel like I’m telepathic.

Read the next paragraph.

That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.