... leave lemonade on your wife’s back?

Unlike the childhood/adolescent tales seemingly most common in this thread, I’ll go back a little closer in the way-back machine to the waning years of my marriage—-I was 31 (I’m 38 now, FWIW).

I was 32 years old and staying at my sister-in-law’s for the nephew’s first birthday. I ended up having a few too many, so I was confused when I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I couldn’t figure out whose house I was in, so I kept fumbling around for the door knob. Eventually, I found my way…

Oh Jesus Christ, try to keep up.

If black people can call barbecues a “cook-out” then we all should be able to.

Black people just know. Like we just know how to do the Electric Slide or get diabetes.

*is white*

They’re definitely a mixed bag. Shitehawk’s on driving with expired tags is the only one I can think of offhand that checked both boxes as far as being this funny and informative.

Here’s an article on it from last night, you git

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

OK, it’s pretty hilarious that you think someone would call for the dissolution of the federal government out of an urge to appear more authoritarian than others. +1

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

That acronym is reserved for Estimated Time of Arrival. Please find another way to be lazy.

A CBX in nice shape with low mileage, that’s been well maintained, that hasn’t been hacked up?

This is the part of the comment section where we post CBX exhaust videos.

I figured HamNo originally but I imagine he just answers with some screaming about greek yogurt and how Cross Fit is bullshit.

I don’t even drive every day, since I live a mile from my office, so mileage is not a big concern. I’m looking hard at a 1997 900 turbo, which is before the full-on GM era. Parts might be a little different. Some people say to avoid the 98-2003 ones because of oil sludge- do you know anything about that?

This is part of why I’m considering buying a mid-90s Saab. Not sure how much I’ll be biting off in future repair costs, though.