9233kmh
Tired of imbeciles
9233kmh

I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

Can you gray out the abortion photos so people need to click to see them? I’m a wuss and can’t handle bloody baby photos.

Florida Man is the superhero we don’t need or deserve, nor would even like to hear of.

This isn’t even that Florida. This could’ve been any other state. Also no meth was involved so as a Floridian, I don’t think this is qualified to be labeled as a Florida Man story.

Eventually someone’s going to find Jimmy Hoffa’s body while chasing down a Missingno.

i laughed at the fact there’s a 2nd edition to that raising chickens book.

Giratina isn’t satan, Myotismon is!

God loves everyone. That’s his job. But there is one thing he does hate...

Reject Giratina and all his empty promises. Accept Arceus as the one true lord and savior!

None of those people had a mother named Martha. They had it coming.

R+L=J confirmed

Wait. Are you telling me that they didn’t actually kill that little girl!? Game of Thrones, you are dead to me now.

Ned Stark comes in and saves the day!

The Brexit vote will result in all the non-English actors being deported from the UK, leaving Tyrion as King of Westeros!

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

It’s already illegal to kill or injure civilians, isn’t it?

Guns don’t kill people; they just make it really, really easy.

spoons and ice cream are making me fat!!

And all this will happen again.

I prefer Belgian tea: