Eric Striker (@Pr0tocolsrReal)

Barry, I hate to break it to you but Lincoln Chafee dropped out of the race months ago and this write-in fantasy of yours is doomed to fail.

I wonder which defense contractor pays for Lt Gen James “Mike” Holmes vacations and which pay for his personal chef.

LATE BREAKING: The US Air Force has selected the A-9 as its replacement for the under performing and second rate A-10:

I found the advice kind of OneNote.

This article has made me a better Publisher.

If you’re really serious about wanting to master Word (with some light Excel work along with it), take the time to learn how to mail merge. You’d be shocked how useful it can become.

Contrast this with how bald eagles react to Trump

Make it a Raven landing on Hillary Clinton’s shoulder as The Raven is generally thought to be a symbol of sadness, loss and death (of her campaign that is.)

:A crow lands on Hillary Clinton’s shoulder during a speech. Hillary wearily side-eyes it:

Get it right? But where’s the profit in that? Are you some kinda damn commie?!

What’s happened to me, I’m 28 years old and I can’t understand anything in that bio except ‘from the internet’ and ‘Microsoft’s A.I.’.

Is this that American engineering at it’s finest again?

I mean. Definitely. But also he can turn water into the blood of a thousand infants so...you know, basic republican stuff.

It’s what plants crave.

Rush likes them younger. A lot younger.

This isn’t a Marvel film.

President Trump will stop the Japanese Invasion by taxing them!

Each Pikachu proceeded to ask everyone for 20 bucks for the photo. Then they had a fist fight with spidey.