Why are her teeth showing like that?

Is the tree alright?

Heretic!

It will all be ready by Tuesday.

Much like Fang Xiaoru, the writers of this article will be exterminated to the 70th agnates by our glorious leader.

All is lost. Flee before the might of Kim Jung-un, the Loadstar of the 21 century!

Why doesn’t clinton have a bird land on her podium?

I remain unconvinced that making a dark, gritty movie with comic characters, even with Superman, can be considered a risk.

Such as?

Yet

Perhaps the Pretzel will finish him off this time.

Yes. I’ve no doubt Cruz will force us to turn the old Confederacy into a vast wasteland again.

I know someone who will be crushed...

Goodbye Littlefinger!

We have come a long, long way from Cicero’s Catiline Orations and Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.

Or, this us female conspiracy to overturn the Republic and impose matriarchal dictatorship.

Magog has to kill the Joker first.