Why are her teeth showing like that?

Pour holy water on it.

Is the tree alright?

Heretic!

It will all be ready by Tuesday.

Much like Fang Xiaoru, the writers of this article will be exterminated to the 70th agnates by our glorious leader.

The replicators.

Geoff Johns seems to be determined to match Zack Snyder on misunderstanding the charm of DC Universe.

Wait, no TV?!

I’ve never heard of any of these movies.

Fine people, but one whose work have been out for near two decades.

All is lost. Flee before the might of Kim Jung-un, the Loadstar of the 21 century!

So Daenerys will grow up to be Hillary Clinton?

Why doesn’t clinton have a bird land on her podium?

I remain unconvinced that making a dark, gritty movie with comic characters, even with Superman, can be considered a risk.

Such as?

At this point I might as well as vote for Homer Simpson.

Yet

Chewbacca cant even shoot Kylo Ren good, how can be become President?

Perhaps the Pretzel will finish him off this time.