Use a different kind of tail and be an jackass.

I think what he said was pretty fair. “I don’t remember” seemed like an honest statement especially when he followed it up with “I am not calling you a liar.”

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

My immediate family members said and did a whole lot of awful shit to me when I was a kid so much so we not exactly tight as adults. I don’t want to be.

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him:

Yes, Pence is a lot less likely to start a land war in Asia.

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

The extremely cynical part of me is thinking they are taking on this case so they can deliberately botch it and/or create an opportunity for bad legal precedent for future cases involving hate crimes against transgender people. To the criminal lawyers out there, can this case, if appealed to higher courts, result in a…

I feel like I can translate this pretty well.

I’m worried that people are building Gal Gadot up to be the ultimate feminist role model, perfect woman, untouchable being. But that means that when she does something we don’t like, she’s going to have a hard fall. She’s an excellent Wonder Woman, the movie was great (kudos to Patty Jenkins), and its success is very…

Damn, I wish I had the GIF of Tia Fey singing the Night Cheese song.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

I’m pretty sure I just turned pro-murder.

It’s McDonald’s. When you have a sign saying “over 8 billion served”, that should tell you that there is no secret society when it comes to McDonald’s and food

Yup. More deeply, defining your identity based on what consumer products you enjoy, and using that as a status marker or source of group identity, is dumb. I don’t care if it’s Star Wars, obscure German synth pop, the Golden State Warriors or classical ballet. You like it? Fantastic! You enjoy investing time and money…

The fact it’s happening in the Age of Trump is just bizarre. Maybe we all got sick of creeps being rewarded?

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

When I was 19, I was on a bus at about 9 pm. A creepy guy started asking if I carried a tune, knife etc, how I would defend myself if necessary. I got up and switched seats to the front of the bus. At my line deserted stop, I got off and he was right behind me. I dove back onto the bus and the driver called the…