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you guys aint seen nothing til you see her jack sparrow

So did he not know about his girlfriend’s assault until the article came out last week? Because if he did know and said nothing he has no business dragging Hillary (for what exactly?). It’s really gross trying to put blame on a woman who has nothing to do with the entertainment industry.

Damn. Woman is a chameleon.

She is the unsexiest. She is beautiful with a lovely body and whenever I see her I just want to tell her to close her perpetually open mouth and think of SOMETHING in order to get a little life in her eyes. The parts are there to be sexy but all I see is a collection of parts and no sexy.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

It’s kind of amazing when you think about it. There are thousands of images of Miranda Kerr online that could make you think, “Wow. I wish I was FREE like that beautiful, young, healthy girl I see just jogging through life.” When in reality, Miranda Kerr is chattel. Like, apparently highly valued, well paid for…

Oh my god, Jujy. You can’t just ask someone why they’re in Dubai!

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

“and my lady boner wilted into a question mark”....Christ on a cracker you gave me a fucking great laugh.

I’ve posted before, but it bears repeating- He doesn’t give a fuck about us out here because he lost this state in the general election by a considerable margin. One might even say bigly.

You know we’re fucked when Condoleeza Rice is warning about unnecessary, poorly-thought through wars.

Imagine what would happen if Rose and Leah Remini joined forces to combat both sex abuse and Scientology in Hollywood.

Holy fuck what is that first sentence

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

Hi All,

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?

On the crappy topic of bump stocks- a special fuck you to Breitbart for their weasel worded defense of bump stocks that ends with an extra special dig at the poors. Fuck everyone.

Trump gonna die and in 10 yrs we’re gonna get a “I lived it ...” kind of group memoir with anecdotes or possibly even complete chapters from Rinse Pubis, Spicey baby, SillyAnne Conway, Holly Hooker (or whatever her name), Sarah “Gosh-Shucks” wall-eyed HucksterBe, and a host of other players.

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