Historically Gross Dude Does Another Gross Thing

Megawatt!

“the moobs of Breitbart” JFC what an image

(Probably pretty popular) opinion: older ladies are hot and awesome looking.

Melania was only 30 in that pic?? Goddamn, that plastic surgeon must have hated her...

Fuck this tacky bitch.

Those pics of her in Spain on vacation? Our Lady Michelle looks goddamn **fantastic** and it makes me realize how much of herself she held back for 8 years. America was not ready for it.

Who is this strapping young lass with an adorable little fluff of hair and captivating eyes? IT’S CATALINA THE CHAMP!! I almost didn’t recognize her when I scrolled down because I am used to seeing her all wired up to something!

This bish is in her 20s and looks like she’s pushing 40. Racism really must be the most aging thing out there.

You know what? I do wish death and ill upon these people, and I really don’t think it makes me a shitty person. Why? Because they truly do not care about literally anyone other than themselves. They are willing to spend the lives and livelihoods of millions to get one more grain of power. They’re willing to let the…

Fuck you, you disingenuous stupidass precious little bitch!!!

The president was upset that the ratings weren’t better the night he pardoned a psychopath who systematically killed people based on their race... because the worst disaster in Houston’s recent history was occupying peoples’ minds for some strange reason.

Really? I feel like Kylie has the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. Every time I look at her face, no matter what she’s doing or wearing, she looks completely dead to me. Not to say Kendall has much expression either, but I’ve never seen more than 2 facial expressions on Kylie.

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It was the February 2017 cover.

Uhh...

jesus christ, look at this fuckin’ dingus

Ha! I am not originally from America, but living here now. What are the biggest differences?

You live in New Zealand? Tell me everything about it plz.

I honestly do not understand the hype either! She seems perfectly fine to me, but that’s as far as it goes. Just fine. I also don’t think she’s incredibly attractive, though by the scale and amount of fanboys, you’d think she would be the most beautiful person on the entire planet. And I love me some ladies.