You mean to tell me this guy won’t be an easy guy to have a nice fair and balanced discussion about, well anything?

I’ve said it for years: Any stickers on cars. They lower the value, both perceived and actual.  Plus, the more stickers, the worse (and dumber) the driver.  

There’s 100% a correlation between someone having a bumper sticker complaining about tailgaters and being an atrocious driver.

I would actually expand the Trumper Sticker vehicles to any car with the rear covered in bumper stickers. Special hatred goes out to people that have 13.1 or 26.2 stickers. Are you driving around hoping that when you stop, someone will randomly come up to you and start talking about marathon running?

Prius counterpoint: I just did a ~3400 mile roadtrip in my 2017. Much of it was done at ~80mph through places like Texas.

Yes, any RAM - but the ass with the “Let’s Go Brandon” sticker leads the pack. How many DUIs have you had, moran?

Yeah, Jake, Flo, the General and that Gecko can fuck off. If they spend less money advertising they could lower premiums or pay out when they should. Also, any of you who commit even the smallest bit of insurance fraud (because you have paid so much in premiums that you think you deserve it) can doubly fuck off.

Like a good neighbor?
Like a good neighbor?
Like a good neighbor?
Like a good neighbor?
Like a good neighbor?

“...respectfully disagree with it and will explore all available legal options, including appealing the verdict,”

For all the disagreement that exists in the automotive space  all of mankind, I think we can all come together on this one:

Or to demand a refund.

Fair point, however I think the answer to your question might be to not type jalopnik.com into your browser 

Where’s your sense of discretion of reading a headline and just moving on if it isn’t your definition of an article about car culture? 

Oh man, I’d completely forgotten about that jerkoff.

“Complimentary Coitus” would make a great name for a band.

Since when this isn’t about car stuff? I mean this is fully lambos and pink cocaine territory!

If you do take them up on this offer, please remember to tip on the full value of the service and not the discounted rate. 

This may be the most privileged white ass thing in the country. 

The one time I wish Nikita Mazepin was still an active driver.

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