So does this mean I should hold on to the now worthless 1oo,000 shares I picked up for 10 bucks?

So bummed I couldn’t make it. Really hope this comes back to SoCal next year.

Not just good booze. Free booze. Open bar is essential.

Glaring omission: Dean Spanos

As to your last question, I fantasize constantly about buying sweet but ridiculously unreliable old European stuff (XJS, old Rolls/Bentley, Mondial, Maser, etc) and dumping a Cummins or Duramax in it.

I want a zero approach-angle cab-over electric pickup truck with ludicrous mode

Am I crazy or does 365/376 seem way too low for top trim? My CTS V-Sport has 420/430, and I think that’s just barely enough to get into true performance sedan territory.

I actually tried pretty hard to get in contact with that dude who was selling 5 of them in Arizona awhile back. I don’t know why, but I just really dig these things. Am I a hipster?

We’ll see what work looks like, but I’ll see if I can sneak up there with the Porsche.

I was flying home earlier this year, and the final leg of my flight (Phoenix to San Diego) got cancelled. Spring training had just started, and rental cars were hard to come by, so after spending 5 hours waiting in every line trying to find an available car, I finally loaded my shit into one of these soft, wobbly,…

The Padres are cool like that. They put dog shit on the field, but they get really, really good people to talk about it on TV. The last 3 broadcast teams have been goofy uncle to the world Mark Grant + Matt Vasgersian, Dick Enberg, and Don Orsillo. One current and potentially three future Hall of Famers.

My ostensibly full-size ‘97 Tahoe is smaller than my buddy’s ostensibly mid-size new Colorado.

Hey Mitsu:

Once more millennials turn 21, and have to deal with the ol’ ‘leave my car in front of this shitty bar overnight or risk a DUI’ conundrum, this number will decrease.

Comparing any NFL player to Gandhi or MLK is ridiculous, and you know it.

I’ve driven plenty of shitty cars. And yeah, the Dodge Avenger ranks real high on the list. But the Rogue is a completely soulless, completely gutless (I drove the small engine variant), small inside for a car its size, wobbly, floaty, plasticky, disconnected, no-feel, vague-steering, ugly pile of hot trash.

Good thing you’re here to explain my points to me! I thought I was saying that cash is king and if you want to make a difference you should put money down, and if you want to look like you care without any real sacrifice you can make empty statements like kneeling or posting shit on twitter.

Wait, you mean Chris Long isn’t the first athlete ever to donate to charity?

And how exactly does that invalidate my point?