Wait, you mean Chris Long isn’t the first athlete ever to donate to charity?

And how exactly does that invalidate my point?

How are these things so popular? You see them everywhere, but it’s (no hyperbole) the single worst car I’ve ever driven.

There you go. Kneeling is free. Good on ya Chris for actually taking action that’s more than symbolic.

The Cadillac one makes more sense. For a mere $1500 a month I can screw around with the V cars all I want, pick up a 2.0 ATS for gas mileage on long road trips, get a CT6 for a night on the town with friends, or order an Escalade if I want to go off road or haul a boat or something. The Porsche one is pretty one-note,…

Someone should have told the French what ‘Spinner’ means in America.

I bought a local bad idea car recently. ‘07 XKR vert with 65k for 23 grand. Pretty reliable compared to its predecessors, but if something does break it’s ridiculously expensive. So I spent 3 grand to get me an extended warranty so...

Hear, hear. I love driving as much as anyone, but I’ll sure as hell be throwing down for the first fully autonomous car that hits the market.

That’s what I’m saying! Finally, people like your grandma would be able to go out and get hammered.

If there is good reason for anyone to be excited about autonomous cars other than being able to go out and get hammered, then sleep in your own bed without having to worry about surge pricing and such nonsense, I have yet to hear about it.

I would very much like to see Dan and Katie are Highly Questionable

The shit last year was because the fanbase in San Diego was sick of our dickbag owner putting a gun to our head while telling us how much he loved us, and everyone had a feeling the team was gone while still being hung over from the will-they-won’t-they bullshit from the previous offseason. That pissed me off. But…

It’s cheesy, but I enjoyed it

He looks more like Benny Hill, if you ask me.

Gene Hackman’s looking good for 90

I threw either a Hyundai or Kia into reverse on the freeway. It didn’t click in. Just made lots of grinding noises.

You forgot the woods. I’ve suggested camping to black friends on several occasions, and it never goes over well.

That is the best baseball card I’ve ever seen

Darius Miles. He would score 2 buckets a game, but they would both be on ridiculous and completely unnecessary circus dunks.

“I grew up relatively close to New Orleans (rural Mississippi) and lived eight of the past 10 years in San Diego County. I was given two opportunities to acclimate into a fan base for two other teams by residence proximity”