Since this is about as close as San Diego ever gets to a major sports championship, I’m going to go ahead and get shitfaced. Maybe start a fire or flip a cop car or something.

The player once traded straight up for Anthony Rizzo

I’m a Ron Mexico man for LIFE, son.

Fair point. But I think it’s geared to sell more in places like LA and Miami than Texas.

0% of these sold will ever cross a stream.

I was in LA last week, and while sitting in traffic between Santa Monica and downtown, we decided to count all the cars worth over 100 grand. We got up to 70 in about 10 minutes before we got bored.

I think the Padres are definitely going to try to move Norris with Hedges finally looking ready. Also, they have a problem because Spangy, Solarte, Asuaje, and Schimpf are all good options competing for 3 positions on the left side of the infield. So even though I like either Schimpf or Solarte off the bench because…

You guys should hire a conservative. Just for the sake of diversity.

What if you have a soul?

It’s more about what kind of people are in front of you.

I’m cool with Kaep using his position to make a statement (though I disagree with the way he’s doing it, but that’s another issue). But some random singer being invited onto the court to sing for 2 minutes is a different story. Be happy to be there, do what’s asked of you, and don’t rock the boat. Management doesn’t…

Reading stuff like this reminds me how lucky I am to get 30 highway in my C6 Z06.

Rube Waddell. Gaylord Perry. Ugueth Urbina. Duaner Sanchez. Greg Maddux. Andy Ashby. Bronson Arroyo.

Good to see that guy getting work after Stranger Things.

Awww that’s cute. You’re probably a nice person, and incapable of understanding the carnage the animals that make up most of the population are capable of when presented with 4 wheels, a motor, and $12 worth of insurance.

Me and my buddies have been getting good and drunk every Sunday by finishing our drinks every time an announcer mentions or alludes to the Basketball background of Antonio Gates.

Spanos would get bottle service, try to stick you with the tab, then pull out his dick, piss all over your shoes, and storm out when you refused to pay for him. Then he’d remember that every other bar in town refuses to serve him, so he’d come back with his tail between his legs and pretend to be your friend while he…

Jalop as fuck

Just set up a camera at your local Cars & Coffee

Again, not a big gun guy. But personally, yeah, if someone came at me with a knife and started stabbing me in the head, I would want to have a gun. Once you put a knife in me, your safety becomes a secondary concern to making you stop putting the knife in me as expediently as possible.