I’m laughing so hard I think I’m Goring to pee.

Or you could just buy a Daiquiri Whacker and avoid the risk of amputation. It’s 300 bucks, but when I brought mine to a Jimmy Buffett concert, I was worshiped as a God and presented with offerings of pooka shell necklaces and old lady boobs.

There’s really no right answer to this. I have 11 cars, with horsepower figures ranging from under 30 to over 500. And depending on things like my mood and what I’m doing (or trying to do), any one of them can feel pretty perfect on any given day.

Cool fish finder

The higher taxes get, the more incentive rich folks have to set up their assets to be as untaxable as possible.

When your team sucks as much ass as the Chargers do as consistently as the Chargers do, really the only reason to go to games is to tailgate. That won’t be possible downtown. And the traffic will be a nightmare, and San Diego doesn’t have the public transportation to even make a dent in the problem. Everyone knows the…

The dude is nuts. I usually see him once every couple months (he tends to stick out just a bit), and it’s always somewhere different. Pretty much anywhere near the beach in San Diego county is fair game.

I’m in for 50 bucks

I was president of my college car club for 2 years, and whenever we hosted campus car shows it was kind of the exact opposite of what you’re describing. Maybe it’s because I went to smallish (8,000) private school, and there weren’t enough students to support individual communities for each style of ride, but just all…

Here’s hoping

Yeah, I have a Corvette for serious track duties, but the M3 sees some autocross and canyon carving stuff, and when I bought the wheels like 3 years ago all the reviews were awesome.

Fuck dude. I have some on my M3. They have a pretty good reputation, so this is a bit of a bummer.

Not whining at all. Just saying that though the G35 was a Skyline in name, it lacked pretty much everything else that had made the Skylines of the past so special. Sure, it’s a fine car, but it’s just another decent Japanese sport-coupe. Not worth shedding tears over when someone chops one up as a donor car.

After Datsun stopped making real Skylines they did slap a ‘Skyline’ badge on a G35 sedan for the Japanese market. It caused lots of ricers in the States to festoon their G35s with ‘Skyline’ accoutrement, but the fact that a G35 wore the ‘Skyline’ nametag for a minute doesn’t mean the G35 is in any way good enough to…

I think people just assume anyone behind the wheel of an M3 is a boy-racer type who’s probably down to run.

I usually roll down the window and talk shit, then rev the engine a bunch of times, then don’t take off when the light turns green.

Happens a lot to me in my M3. Like 75% of the time it’s a Mustang.

So I spend a bit of time tagging along with dune-buggyin’ friends out to the desert, and you should hear the hate and vitriol they spew when one of these things rolls by camp. I’m led to believe that one can go way faster and have way more fun for way cheaper in even the most humble second-hand buggy.

That reflects badly on you.

They’re lucky to have escaped Fanadik Island before being eaten by the native fauna.