I want very much to read this article, but every time I see the top photo I projectile vomit all over my computer.

I have two ‘85 Honda ATC 250SXs. The danger is real. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve almost died on those deathtraps. Sure are fun though.

Don’t forget Coleman.

You forgot his greatest hit. You know, the one where he crashed into a parked car at the mall, then got hog-tied by the cops and cried.

War happens on pavement, right? No need to go off road? Cool, they should be fine then.

My dumbass dog got a face full of quills a few years back. Got to spend the day yanking them out of his stupid face with a pair of pliers. It was unpleasant for both of us. And the worst part was that the porcupine that managed to tag him was dead.

I have a little bit, but regardless, from a spectator’s perspective, a basketball/hockey arena just isn’t big enough for motorsports of any kind.

I’m a Strong fan too. Dude can carry all the things, which means more caps for me.

As a man who has watched the worst Monster Jam in the history of ‘Murica, let me be the first to stay: STOP RACING ON BASKETBALL COURTS. They’re just not big enough. Stop being cheap and rent the goddamn football field.

GIVE ME NASCAR GIULIA OR GTFO, ALFA!

It’s weird seeing you in the grey

I rented one of these in Panama, and I can confirm that this car was definitely made by Nissan, and definitely called the X-Trail. And it doesn’t deserve any mention beyond those two key points.

So I do some pretty hardcore expedition type stuff in Baja. I needed a rack on my truck that would let me carry a decent aluminum boat on the roof, because trailers are a no-go on the paths I frequent. All the commercial ones were too expensive, not wide enough for my boat, or too weak. So I cobbled one together with…

And you’re never more than 5 minutes away from a craft brewery

San Diego is awesome. I drove my Porsche with the top down yesterday, so we’ve got that going for us. Also, despite being a pretty huge city, it doesn’t really have that around-the-clock big city traffic. Sure, things get jammed up at rush hour, but it’s easy to avoid. Also, everything is pretty spread out, so we…

I disagree with your opinion, but admire your balls for expressing it.

Granted, it’s not a popular opinion, but I think the ATS and CTS are the modern day e46 and e39. Basically what the 3 and 5 series would have evolved to if BMW hadn’t sold out.

Nah dude. FWD just isn’t as good. It’s not really snobbery if it’s true.

Lol. Narcisistic fuck to the bitter end. Basketball would have been just fine without you, bro.

Yeah I agree, it’s way too computerized. I hate how it won’t let you rev high in manual mode. But I have other cars for raising hell. The V-Sport is pretty much the perfect DD for me.