Works every time.

Damn dude. And I thought my Porsche had a big ass.

Once as a wee lad, I was sent to Whidbey Island to stay with a family friend while my parents did business things in Seattle. That weekend, there was some sort of white supremacist convention on the island, and 3/4 of the people there were scary tattooed guys on Harleys. Just reading ‘Whidbey Island’ brings back lots…

Drunken asshole etiquette: now he has to buy his friends brunch tomorrow morning.

Even though he’s a closer, even though he played on the West Coast, and even though he played in a small market, if Hoffman doesn’t make it on the first ballot, I will have officially lost every last trace of the little remaining faith I hold in the HOF process.

The Globetrotters are super cool. I was on an airport shuttle with 3 of them, and just happened to be wearing my hilarious Washington Generals t shirt that day. We just had a good time, joking around and stuff, then they insisted on paying for my shuttle ride. Then we ended up being on the same flight, and they kept…

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

There are a lot of people in Alaska who would disagree with #13.

HQ is so weird. It’s hilarious and goofy, but Dan and Bomani are so insanely good at getting the best out of interviews that, almost in spite of itself, the show ends up creating some of the most poignant and relevant sports content around.

I’m retired.

Breaking! Pigs fly, Hell freezes over, Justin Timberlake sings David Allan Coe. More at 11.

So bad dude

Go drive a new f10 5 series, then go drive an e39. Then try to tell me with a straight face that cars are getting better.

No idea. I’m battin’ a thousand in about 20 tries.

The pros use those super low-profile muffs

It’s like suiting up in Grundens to go the fish market and grab a lobster out of a tank.

I hunt a little bit. “Real” hunting is tough. It takes lots of time, lots of effort, and depending on what you’re trying to shoot, it ranges from possible to nearly certain that you’re going to go home empty-handed. In it’s purest form, hunting is an art and an amazing way to connect with nature and bond with friends…

Yeah. If you get the stock up on the cheek like you’re supposed to, the muffs are either going to get in the way or get knocked off.

The funniest part is that he got all decked out in cammies and high-vis then walked out into a field. I guess he’s big in to ambiance, because he could have just had that guy open the cage out in the parking lot and saved everyone a lot of time.

Pretty wack move by Kenseth, but Logano has had something like this coming his way for a loooong time.