He plays the game the right way

I’ve been once and three dudes threatened to stab me in the parking lot

Pigeons don’t generally fall straight out of the sky. Also that pigeon is very glove-sized. And also that pigeon is the same colors as the glove Rivers wore on his left hand all game, but isn’t in that clip. What a strange pigeon.

The gray-shades in my garage say that color is very low on my list of priorities when I’m used-car shopping.

Lol. Not better at all. Not even close. The ‘much better’ referred to the pic he linked me to with the ‘Stang throwing dirt. The top picture just reminded me of some shitty old pictures of my e39 I took a long time ago. Just thought it was interesting how similar the settings were.

I don’t remember exactly where I was. Somewhere in Central California.

Much better.

It would be better if the car were all dusty, with wiper-fluid mud running all down the sides and brown tires. It looks like it was air-lifted there.

This is the type of hard-hitting journalism that keeps me coming back

I’m not defending anyone. It’s a fact. It’s happened since the beginning of time, and there’s no way to stop it.

Breaking! Women make men crazy sometimes, sun rises in East, sky blue. More at 11.

This list does not include The Big Bounce, and is therefore invalid. Don’t let the shitty movie fool you, the book is great.

Sometimes when I’m bored, I put on overalls and jump on turtles. I’m not welcome in area pet shops anymore.

Gotcha. Yeah, Enberg’s out. He announced a few weeks ago that he’s done after next year.

So are the Padres going to a 3 in the booth deal? Because there will be riots in the streets if Mark Grant is the odd man out.

Rex ryan left a whole closet full of Sanchez jerseys when he left. This is the best way to get rid of them.

My first car was an e39. So that. Ive been a spoiled, elitist asshole ever since.

I spent about 80 grand on a car once when I had about 80 grand to my name. If you’re in love with it, fuck it, drain the accounts. Your kids suck anyway, they don’t need no college.

You forgot ‘Make friends with a Cuban.’ The apocalypse would be nothing compared to the parts shortage they’ve had over there for the last half-century or so.

It would be as easy as eliminating blind-spots from cars, then making it so a 10 mph crash won’t rupture your spleen.