That's Dan's dad. He's there because he knows nothing about anything, but is hilarious.

I knew it. He's the only HOF voter awesome enough to go rogue. Good on ya, Dan.

Has the Camry ever won anything? Or is there justice and decency in the world?

For exhaust, I had famed exhaust wizard Ed Hanson wedge in a Magnaflow system for a current gen Camaro SS. Saved me almost 50 pounds and sounds mean as hell. Possibly a bit aggressive for dad's car, but I'm thrilled as hell with it.

It's getting pretty annoying hearing singers put their own spins on the anthem. It's the National Anthem. You don't need to make it yours. The normal way works real good.

Closest San Diego has been (or will be) to a major sports championship in my lifetime, so I eat that shit up.

My channel guide does not support this claim

It was so great going away to college, telling people I'm from San Diego and having every single new person I met tell me to stay classy. Never got old.

Crazy? Not particularly. Awesome? Definitely.

Celebrations are in order

CTS is way better than the 5-series. It isn't even close. I've driven both in the last 2 weeks.

It used to be if you bought a BMW, you did so knowing it was going to be excellent to drive. Didn't matter which one. They were all good looking, and they were all fun. That's why they were so successful, and that's how they attracted such an enormous following.

Watching BMW right now is like watching a close friend sink towards rock bottom. They're alienating all the close friends they grew up with, the people that really love and care about them. They're making bad decision after bad decision. You tell them their new rich friends don't really care about them, they think of…

I was in Vegas recently with a Jewish buddy of mine, and we hopped in a cab to get from our hotel to the Jimmy Buffett (deal with it) show. First off, the driver's iphone was mounted to the windshield, with a facebook picture of a smokin' hot lady. I go 'pretty girl' or something to that effect, and he, noticing the…

I would very much like to see Baloo and Launchpad McQuack have themselves a dogfight.

LMAO dude. I had goldfish named T-Bone and Razor. This fact has lain dormant in my brain for like 10 years, and just came exploding into my conscious when I saw that picture.

Damn, lucky you. I check it out every couple months and have yet to see one under 100.

I've had an eye on this forever. I want to read it so bad, but there's no way in hell I'm paying 100 bucks for it.

It was indeed.

Honest first reaction was: 'why is there a timing chain coming out of that overcooked roast?'