The dude that built this doesn't strike me as a purist

Oh man. 2800 bucks? I want to buy that thing and drive the goddamn wheels off it blasting Skynyrd the whole way. This one calls loudly to my inner redneck. Must acquire more property to put more cars on.

I like the California plates. A license plate should be as small of a distraction as possible, and simple navy on white is nothing if not unobtrusive. Also they go with anything. The blue and yellows are bitchin standing alone, but they look like shit on a red car. I'm just happy we don't have some big, dumb picture…

There are precious few things on this earth that I desire more than a magical frozen beer foam machine. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to figure out which of my cars to sell to make it happen.

Funniest thing I've seen today. Good on ya.

How am I supposed to drive to work now that I've gouged my own eyes out?

Good take. Everyone that follows baseball knows that Loria is running a racket. Lying to a city to increase the value of the franchise on the taxpayer's dime, then blatantly selling off any chance at on-the-field success to save money on payroll? Failing to get an outrageous stadium deal, then skipping town with $100…

Also, this is a modern picture by your logic

Dude, you obviously know nothing about cars. You can stop pretending. This isn't an American thing. The greatness of the GT40 is accepted by everyone in the world that knows anything about cars. It's gorgeous, it's fast, it has unmatched racing pedigree, and there's a great story behind it. I challenge you to state…

If anyone sees this, pretty please post info on specifically where. I think I'm going hunting this afternoon.

Hey, we have a $14 billion surplus! That means we can spend... lets see... $24.3 billion! Hooray government maths!

I already count 7 that say 'drivers'

First thing that came to mind for me too. And don't forget knobs and switches.

You could look up the criminal histories of all your friends and coworkers. Then when that gets old, just play solitaire or something.

After the humane measures fail, as all humane attempts at animal control inevitably do, LaRoche will take care of it next time the Nats are in town.

Did anyone just see Linda Cohn say to John Kruk: "because of that comment, I'm going to start with Orel."

Categories: Best Fight In a Non-Fight Sport, Titus Young Award for Best Meltdown, Shaquille O'Neal Award for Worst Athlete Rap Song, Best Music Video Featuring Athletes (nominating Bernie Lean)

Nominating San Diego and Miami for worst sports cities

Like the endorsement one. Gonna nominate Dwayne Wade, Reggie Bush, and Serena Williams for the stupid Sham-Wow for your face thing

Nominating Manti for this one