No wonder Elway is such a Trump fan.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

I disagree. He’ll be back. Might have to sit out this year but he will play again.

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

This article is wonderful, but there are a couple of super-pedantic quibbles: croquet was held at the 1900 Olympics in Paris, while roque was contested in 1904 in St. Louis. 

I fucking love that Deadspin has fascinating and well-written articles like these, where when you read the headline you momentarily wonder if it’s just a randomly generated string of words, and then you realize that no, there really were two Kentucky farmers that became kings of croquet.

Payload rating, bruh. Also does the Tundra come in a diesel version? Payload+diesel = war rig.

Well, the opposite didn’t work.  Obama spent half his campaign promising to end “Bush’s war”.  If only he had kept that one.

Cue the Denis Leary voice over “You want Super Duty? The only truck with high grade military steel. It’s not just tough pal, it’s Ford tough!”

thanks in part to the EPA allegedly struggling to justify the move with data,

Only when it’s convenient, of course.

Diamond and Silk had scheduling conflicts.

Like or hate Hillary Clinton; at least she was studied and competent and prepared. Biden is just a fucking joke and an insult. Huge difference.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.