Someone on Jalopnik mentioned it, but I think it needs to be said again.

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

This makes the cybertruck look like an angular silver turd

Capitalize those upfront costs to pump your EBITDA!

“What do we want?”

HELLL YEAHHH BROTHER

Sounds like a perfect candidate for an LS swap. 

Haha, you might be shocked at how goddamn expensive aircraft are.

“He died flying his Porsche” is a fantastic conversation starter; NP for immortality.

Crack Pipe: These always looked like the cheap Jags. 16 years later that look remains. An XJR can be had for about the same cost, and has a stately design that has aged extraordinarily well.

What Transformers movie was that from?

After watching that series for a season, I wouldn’t let those morons touch a Barbie dream home, much less my own home.

I forgot this happened.  I don’t know if we should be giving David T a new project to salvage totaled cars.

“well cared for enthusiast owned” being put up for sale in the most appalling of conditions, not bothering to spend an afternoon washing and barring it down, vacuuming the inside and having Christmas in July on the dash as visible in the pictures?

Don’t want a BOF SUV, need a usable third row and already did my time with a van.

I heard that Hertz was super up to their eyeballs in debt from one of those strip-and-flip private equity firm scenarios. 

Act now, and we’ll throw in all 18 rental customers’ phone contacts for free!

I think, I might wait a little while and let them get a little more desperate. Checking the website, they are still thinking “they know what they have, so no lowball offers”.

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...