Those only count as the worst if you ignore the Bear River, Oak Run, and Wounded Knee massacres though...

His qualification is solely “Not Colin Kaepernick”.

Every time I think I can’t hate him any more than I already do, he opens his fucking mouth and proves me wrong.

Newtown was pretty much when I stopped caring about gun massacres. I could not possibly fathom that Congress would do jack shit after children were slaughtered. But they did! Because that sweet sweet NRA cash is more important than anything else.

Ugh. I have to agree. If 20 fucking kids getting gunned down effected 0 change, then what chance does any other event have?

And this was everything. It was handguns, “assault rifles,” established history of mental dysfunction, military-grade hardware made available to the general public, etc. All the angles were covered here.

As of four minutes ago, the Los Angeles County Fire Department stated that he remains hospitalized and has not yet been declared dead. However, the LAPD and various other sources are saying the opposite.

* Mary Jane’s Last Dance

Agreed. I fully support people who want to park large vehicles on their property (like the guy with a plane in NY) but it has to be ON THEIR PROPERTY. I hate it when people put shit on the street that I have to avoid.

What a leader. Inspirational.

I still miss KSK’s take down of King’s MMQB article each week. I know it made Mike Tunison crazy, but that was good stuff.

Jesus. So many Peter Kings in bibs. 

The inherent contradiction in King’s role at MMQB is that everyone acknowledges he has unprecedented access to the inner workings of the NFL...yet he does absolutely nothing of note with it. Does he ever take on anything remotely ground-breaking or controversial? No. He polishes Goodell’s nuts and offers bland…

There is nothing tactical about this vehicle. It is a mall ninja’s wet dream, but a hilux is much tougher and also much cheaper (or a Tacoma, or a F150, or any real work truck). Just about everything is going to be cheaper than this, but still: this is a silly toy. You’re better off buying an Icon, not least because…

You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

Not a chance.

OMG!! I didn’t know that you were still here Doug:) I thought you moved on awhile ago, and did ya ever consider trying to get your hands on a Mazda AZ1 for “Doug drives”? it’s an awesome Kei car from the 1990s

It’s inside. It’s just dust...

Next the city will prosecute him for selling so many cars without having a dealer’s license.