You know why.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

The “string of pearls” LED’s in some headlamps. It looks beyond cheap! Also, mismatched light temperature on the front (halogen fogs and LED or HID headlights). Finally, I have yet to see a good looking aftermarket tail or headlight. They all look like total shit.

Lexus’ Predator face

“My husband was not made aware it was time to go out for the game. Unfortunately a decision was made for him without him knowing,”

9/11/2001

Let’s take politics out of this.

I was at the bar during game time yesterday (I go Sundays, regardless of football season) and there was some booing at the TV during the anthem (that’ll show them!...I guess?) Yet none of the idiots booing at the TV screen removed their hats, stood or even stopped drinking their beer. So I guess the reverence to the…

Did you see the nod?

Sure, he gets a Mustang sideways on a mountain, it’s cool.

In what world do you think he would be driving a 1400hp four wheel drive car on stock tyres?

The 12 year old in me thought this was amazing. The 35 year old me would like to see him try to set an actual time (presumably requiring a different car and ruining most of the smoky fun-ness).

The Associated Press does report that local officials have “praised” the Trump administration’s response

So Sean Spicer found a new job already. Cool.

*gently pushes O-lineman aside, breaks Andrew Luck’s spine*

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

Yup. this has always been true, I think

The great Denver teams had a reputation for producing great RBs, but it was all predicated on having a great OL

Or, for $24,000,000,000, you could just buy all 585,000 people in Wyoming a new F150. They would be slower, but I guarantee they would get used a lot more.

Cows. Think cows... Really, really fast farm to restaurant. Or perhaps business cows that need to get to the city in a hurry. The only problem I can find with this proposal is what to do with all the bull shit.

It’s solely because there’s space to build it, unlike every other place that something like this would actually be useful.