Another RS7 and then wear them like skates

Someone paid $33,000 for an OTS Renegade kit, wrap, and some wheel spacers? Damn.

To paraphrase Death Certificate era Ice Cube:

Hmmm... Sounds kinda sporty compared to the Equinox 1.5L I rented a couple of weeks back. Interior was decent enough, but performance would have been better if I’d left it in neutral and tied a schnauzer to the front bumper and kept tossing squeaky toys out of the driver’s window. 

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The top picture’s even in the perfect color for Meh Car Monday: a sort of meaty ochre.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

He actually looks like Kevin Durant if Kevin Durant ate another Kevin Durant.

Moore truly believes he could have fucked that horse in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lost a single or 3/5 of a vote so there had to be fraud.

Does a white guy who knows how to properly smoke brisket, pork butt and ribs get an invitation? Asking for a friend...

“Today marks the first day of Kwanzaa Hanukkah the Bon Festival, a weeklong celebration of African American Jewish Japanese heritage and culture. Together, let us celebrate during this joyous time the richness of the past and look with hope toward a brighter future,” Trump could just as easily have said. “As…

1.) Michael got me laughing in front of customers like a crazy person.

When you’re in your forties raising kids, 11 PM is the middle of the night.

Why do black people like watermelon so much?

That thanksgiving writeup was funny, but it makes black people look bad. We are not a monolith.

‘Debating’ a Trump voter is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how well thought out and planned ahead your moves are, they’re just going to knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut away like they won something.

I’m guessing that reasons 2-infinity as to Trump’s NFL grudge have to do with its black players.

Let me guess; the real number should be three-fifths of what the census says?

My daily prayer:

Gottlieb is a dumbass who is too much of a dumbass to understand the dumbass nuances of not being a dumbass, which are as follows: