The mighty woodpecker, carves out an outline of a pecker in the woods.

so, who cartold?

Who made you read this? Blink twice if you are in danger.

I LIKE IT A LOT.

pull the dick off a chocolate mouse

What I want is an expensive pressing device, with internet and Bluetooth, an online tank-like, internet enabled pressing, or squeezing device, where I can create my own La Croix essences in my home.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

I know it’s cultural appropriation but it’s really cultural laundering (a term I’ve just invented that’s a portmanteau of cultural appropriation and money laundering): take ill-gotten gains (say, R&B music), run it through a front (change something, slightly), and suddenly your ill-gotten gains are clean (white people…

uh actually it says “IM PEACH” fake news smdh sad

Inconvenient, sure. But I’m glad to see he got over it.

You can. And you will. For a long long time...

That mileage is impressive, but consider this. If you want a sporty coupe with a manual, you are currently flooded with options in the used market for this price.