“You can order Apple Watch Series 3 (GPS) for an initial payment of $25 plus tax and over the next two years, monthly payments are based on the number of workouts completed.”

We should quarantine old out of touch white ladies.

It’s not the important part of the story, but fuck that non-apology. You can’t push that nonsense while having any attachment to the real world, or the actual meaning of words.

The door is that way. Please show yourself out...

Equal parts intrigued/freaked out.

Trying to remember how often I lie to people about where I am. I don’t think I do. But I may not have the best insight on that.

The world is worth saving for, if no other reason, dogs.

Silicon Valley has way too many White Supremacists in charge.

On the list of things that are a bad idea right now: creating a list of Jews living in the United States. Because, you know.

Apple has a video tutorial showing how to use it on their website.

Mehhhhh....

The silicon valley equivalent of shooting paper towels into the crowd.

So in other words...just another company doing what every other company has done...got it.

You come at the king, you best not miss

You come at the king, you best not miss

What does Verizon have to do with it? The Pixel works on any network - just buy from the Google store and insert the sim of your choice.

Research and fact checking was never a strong point on gawker. Seems it still holds true under new management.

I lived on the coast of Massachusetts growing up, and could hear the sonic booms if they didn’t quite drop out of supersonic flight early enough (or the wind was blowing the right direction). Always very cool.

What’s Slack Doing With Your Data?
Selling it to third parties for the most amount of money. What kinda question is this.

You must have incredibly forceful taps. Immense magnitude of tappage.

what? no....

“using a unlock pattern is an incredibly dumb way to secure a mobile device”