Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I wish Uber would take its Randian crap and fuck off somewhere else, they are just getting tedious now.

Boy, I just can’t imagine why she’s your ex.

Boy, I just can’t imagine why she’s your ex.

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Thanks. As for your comment, this is a fucked up, racist (I know it is not YOU who believes this) thing to think, but I fear you are correct.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Douchebags unite!!!

Meanwhile back in Washington...

Never

I’ll shit when I want too damn it !

A friend just posted this picture on Facebook, then I opened Jalopnik and read your comment.

Paul Walker’s filmography is a list of action films with lots of ‘sposions and mediocre (at best) melodramas. The only awards he was nominated for were MTV and Teen Choice awards.

*Thinks Nurburgring is burger and onion rings combo for October

Buy a New Holland?

Nazis gonna nazi... And get upset when you call them nazis.

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.