This is the correct answer.  

I don’t warm up my car longer than a minute for the engine, I do it because I live in a place that is frigid in the winter, and I like getting into a warm car. 

Keeping your car idle for any longer won’t provide any tangible benefits—

If they don’t find ya handsome, etc

Positive? Pray tell how?

Think about GM quality in 1979 and then the amount of hoses, plastic bits, etc that have sat for 44 years that would need to be replaced on this thing before even turning the key. Yikes.

What a dumbass - it’s a tractor, head across a field, not down the highway.

No I doubt I ever will go to a rest stop in Italy. But then again “Europe” just isn’t my thing. The few countries I worked at there were nice and all. It’s like this is pretty. But I’m just looking at versions of myself in these other places. Doing basically the same thing I am back home. 

umm.... how about FUCK NO?

“When the water in your pipes freezes, it expands, stressing your pipe. If you have all the faucets closed when the water starts to melt, it will have nowhere to go, so it will soon create somewhere to go.” i know you didn’t expound this concept whole cloth on your own...but it’s still.....wrong
the pipes burst because…

You have no idea how fucking happy it makes me that I have no idea what any of these are. 

Safest VW bus!

I’m pretty sure that you already knew this, but then again you probably didn’t know that saying “I am pretty sure” and problem solving/talking out a problem you don’t know is completely fine in a work setting

Literally #2 on the list

Was that email crafted by Gollum?

Classic Engelmann.

“I jumped out of the 2023 Cadillac Escalade I was reviewing, dipped my credit card in the pump, and filled the tank — two-thirds depleted after about 350 miles of highway driving — with premium unleaded.”

It’s Thanksgiving and its a HOME KITCHEN. Nothing is vegan. Everything could be cross-contaminated.

Your dietary restrictions are not my problem. If your restrictions are that important, bring your own food or YOU host.

Chihuahias ARE known for being one of the most stubborn dog breeds (though, they aren’t on the “Hardest Dogs to Potty Train List” I found while copying the source links I put below). But, THE absolute BEST way to HouseTrain ANY Breed is with Crate Training.

Ernie Kovacs!