I’d put forth Chocolate (2008) for consideration. Perhaps not the most nuanced take on mental health but um, the last 40 minutes are an unparalleled nonstop action feast for the eyes the likes of which has rarely been put to film. 

My anus is usually bigger after my Thanksgiving dinner poo.

The *star* Pleiades? C’mon. It’s a star cluster, and a pretty dramatic one, easily recognizable in the night sky.

I don’t think I’ll ever be mature enough to handle any conversation involving Uranus without laughing 

After seeing “The Eye”on Andor last week, the Leonid meteor shower will never not be disappointing

But will it still fit into its fat pants?

For best viewing, look eastward at around 2 a.m. on the ninth stand in front of a mirror, bend over, and look in the mirror through your legs.

Excuse me, but mind your own damn business!

The answer to most of the issues in this article is: tool belt. Also no mention of knowing the ladder weight rating, or checking the feet and locks for proper operation or damage.

In someone else’s pantry. 

in.

I am terrified to think what would happen if Johnny dipshit decides to drift his car on an offramp, thinking the drift stick has given his car has some special superpowers, only to misjudge the situation and slide into a group of cars and pedestrians.

The last best hope for pieces.

You forgot beer.  Who camps without beer?

Worse, some brands claim on the box that they are flushable. Like the toilet wipes, it’s very hard to argue with the packaging of the product you’re using unless you have been told better.

The “experts” at Farmers’ Almanac? Three chimps rolling dice.

Should void the warranty for every set of Loud Pipes

i don’t think anyone’s going to do anything about the house buyer calls. public sympathy for home owners is ahhhh low. i get calls on my work phone every day asking if i want an offer on the house i lost in my divorce. i’m pretty rude to them.

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke.

I would add looking up when swallowing. It’s the one thing that helped me a lot when taking pills.