Ahahahahahahahaha. And with the Kinja sites turning everything into a goddamn slideshow lately, they deserved that one.

Yup, I’ve been tipping my mowers on their sides for  -- well, I’m over 60.  No problems.  My guide has always been to tip it so the carb is up.  And I’ve never removed the plug for any reason other than checking its condition.  I don’t even remove the wire when I remove the blade.  It ain’t gonna start with the safety…

Yup. I can’t agree more. My neighbor told me several years ago, to use premium gas, as it made the mower run better. Don’t believe everything your neighbor tells you. It killed my mower in about 2 years. Cost us about $120 in repairs. Runs great now, though. 

As a person who sold lawn mowers, chainsaws, generators etc at Lowes in the Southern US (and watched so many get returned) > Try to get the lowest Ethanol gas you can find PERIOD. WAWA if you are nearby has it. Some will try and mitigate with Ethanol block/stabilizers. But Ethanol is awful..

I’m in my 30s and I’ve honestly never seen the need to buy anything like this instead of just using an electric razor.

While I have to agree that this article is finding its target audience in me, it makes me ashamed for my own demographic. I feel like turning down a deal on otherwise expensive stuff solely because there might theoretically be a safety issue is definitely the territory of the privileged. Many (most?) do not have that…

the next car that is better than those initial three is the keeper.

Oh I threw soooo much stupid stuff at my Neon. Look at this interior. LOOK AT IT:

“The REAL ID is an enhanced form of identification issued by the U.S. government”

Hell yeah! Woody was actually modeled off the Pileated Woodpecker, the one at the top of the article.

Heh-heh-heh-HEHHHH-heh.

I call the big one ‘Bitey.’

Artificial reef is a good option

“There’s no point acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning
department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start
making a fuss about it…

Having grown up in a 3rd world country, that’s insulting to 3rd world countries (I’m mostly kidding)! What I’ve mostly experienced are cops trying to make a few extra bucks by being overzealous with their policing and then hoping for a small bribe to make it go away. That’s peanuts compared this - a full on profit…

Not gonna lie—I might buy myself one of those cat butt tissue dispensers (to go with the cat butt coasters my sister-in-law made me.)

Oh come on. I’ve somehow managed to survive into my late ‘60s without contracting any dread skin diseases, and I only wash my towels and washcloths every few weeks. I also put them in with all my other laundry. I use hot water because we have very hard and cold well water here, but would not do so if my water was…

Now who sounds old - you can’t deposit a check on your phone? OOOOLLLDDD! :-D

Do you really want to drive in the snow/rain/shitty weather?

How is it humanly possible to not like sausage gravy?  I understand if someone is vegan but still.