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But why were golfers and cows crowding together? I suspect cattle would damage the course. Just look at this foursome of Longnecked, not even branded, smirking about another shank into the water when they wouldn’t politely clear the green. They’ll get their deserts when that storm rolls up. It was odd that those

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Barney Fife called it back in 1963. Giraffes are selfish, running around looking after number 1, getting hit by lightning...

Peelunker?

I dick know what you’re cocking about. You’re clearly obsexed. Penis.

Mud. I’m betting there’s mud at the bottom.

Says the man who owns a milk frother....

I’m hardly a coffee snob

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

I had plenty of speeding tickets back in the day that say you were wrong. And in any vaguely urban area speeds were MUCH higher due to less congestion. My first car was an ‘82 Subaru with a mighty 78hp or so, and it was perfectly happy to zip down the Maine Turnpike at 80mph. Just took a bit longer to get there than

I can imagine my comment will be censored, but every single quote you posted from Trump is spot on. Also, what land isn’t stolen? That’s what happens over time. Civilizations are conquered by other civilizations. What is your bar for this? Does it expire after a certain period of time? Do you consider England ‘stolen

He means that a bunch of birds learn it from the first bird, and then other birds learn it from them and not all from the first bird.

There were 7 ads to scroll past in this story, plus two auto play videos for other GZ content. That’s too many. I had a hard time following the story between the ads.

More accurate reproduction.

Even then, they will charge you more for an odd size print. It’s just how their stock works.

How do you fit 4 elephants in a VW? 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

Basically, it’s when sun and moon are aligned in the sky at night

From left to right: Capt Kirk (as himself because he cannot be anything else), Android phone (smoking), iPhone (fat and tarted up).

Hey, I’m a fan of”My Radar” too! who needs darksky anyway?

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...