I was trying to think of an Amtrak joke, but I couldn’t stay on track.

Have you ever offered cash to someone and have them not greet it with absolute delight? Guessing not.

Using Android Messages app on my Galaxy S7. I type a text, I press the send button, the other person gets my text. This works either on my phone or in a Chrome tab. Not sure what the problem is.

The Ford accusation is worth looking into.

The Kavanaugh allegations are pure cynical politics deserving of zero attention. The Democrats pulled this out of their butts as a last ditch smear against a thoroughly boring nominee.

If Mission Control don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

So you hate truck owners simply because of the space they take in parking lots? I’ve seen tons of people who take up way more space than a truck by parking at an angle in a straight parking space but I just find a different spot.

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

Make a new kid, this one’s done. 

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It looks a lot like the horse-drawn omnibus that came before it. Pretty cheerful to me, actually.

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

I seem to recall London bridges are always falling down.

The Braun Series 7 is my favorite.

The Braun Series 7 is my favorite.

I was just imagining of the crazy mess that a light ink solution could make. It would have enough volume of water to soak into the padding or stuffing to make cleaning impossible. It would just keep coming back again and again after cleaning, even if you managed to not have something that instantly stains a large…

Typical exchange on LynxedIn.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Record is meaningless unless the shed contained at least one broken lawnmower, three bags of potting soil, 15 gallons of old paint and enough expired pesticides for a Superfund site.