Well, you don’t have to look online. I do Photoshop for a professional photographer. We don’t make people look like that. It’s not his style. But lot’s of photographers do.

Yes. Definitely.

That photo at the top is just a stock photo for illustration. 

We had a little banty hen once that would crow. She laid eggs. So we knew for sure that she was a she. But every morning she would crow away.

Also, cloudy egg whites can be a sign that the store or shipper let the eggs get too cold. Eggs that have almost frozen will turn cloudy. No harm to the taste or quality. Just odd looking.

I was going to mention steamed day lily’s buds also. I always thought the taste was more asparagus like.

Google still does a barrel roll.

But you can record streaming music with Audacity. So, technically, you could record and sell illegally. But, more likely, record it with some other program, and just edit it with Audacity. Anyway, I was just giving the first possible reason for giving info to the police that came into my head. Besides, after reading…

A bear, a goose and a skunk are sitting around under a tree talking. The bear says “I have instincts that tell me to sleep all winter.” The goose says “Yeah, I have instincts that tell me to fly south for the winter.” The little skunk says “My end stinks too. But it don’t tell me nuttin.”

I can see maybe someone downloading lots of songs, editing them with Audacity, then selling illegal copies. But it is so easy to listen to streaming music anymore... I guess idiots would still sell pirated music?

My problem is the crud built up on the lid. Even a steel wire brush doesn’t take it off, and it makes the food taste awful. I’ve just quit cooking with the lid. Haven’t tried oven cleaner though. Never thought of that. I’ll give that a try.

Many years ago, I read one of the little funny page fillers in Readers Digest. It was told by a lady that said her husband always slept nekkid. One night, a big thunderstorm blew in. They were running around closing windows. There was a big flash of lightning just as she was closing a back window. There was her…

Can we come over for dinner? Please?

In my 68 years, I have never seen tin foil. But I have heard people say “tin foil” when referring to aluminum foil countless times. Do an Amazon search for tin foil. All you get is aluminum foil. So, yes they are.

Getting all your neighbors to clean out their gutters also helps.

Also just found out the other day, that Virginia Creeper is toxic to dogs.

$15!!?? Shoot. Go to a farm supply store. Probably not more than $3 there.

Oh! That’s nothing. We have several pallet repair/rebuild businesses here in The Ozarks. I have seen them stacked 3 times that high. They always are strapped down with at least 2 straps, though. Those are in town street. Don’t know about the interstate. Don’t get out there much. I did see a pallet in the ditch of the…

Two guys are walking through the woods. They find this big hole. One picks up a rock and throws it in. They don’t hear it hit the bottom. He says “That must be some deep hole. Let’s find something bigger.” They look around and together toss a big rock in. They don’t hear it hit either. He says “ We gotta find…

That is the same reason my wife likes this one: