This was exactly what I was going to recommend for vet (or some medical, as not all Docs will take them) emergencies. We have used this several times over the years.

If you want bumble bees, try passion flowers. But only at your own risk. They are very attractive wild flowers, looking like they should be from the tropics. They also produce a pod full of pulp wrapped seeds that can be made into juice if you want to work that hard. Only problem is, is they grow tubers all winter.…

I thought it was donut plants that grew.

Exactly what I was going to say. My wife has this problem. A roll a day, on good days.

Stop using Amazon. Why? Another Millennial Politically Correct thing to do. Because, you know, we don’t like the way they run their business, or their political beliefs.

Well, they do make cell phone covers from a part of their anatomy. So the must have big ones.

I had worn size 35/30 jeans for most of my adult life. But at about age 35, that started to climb. When I got to needing a size 42 waist, I knew something needed to change. That was when my wife bought a horse. I started riding my bike along with her in the evenings and weekends, while she rode. Also, started having a…

I wear bluejeans. Keys are in my pocket 24/7. Unless I am showering and changing my jeans.

I always do this while doing float trips on the Ozarks creeks & rivers. Cleaned up many leftovers from stupid peoples gravel bar beer party’s. While floating on the Buffalo once, I was a short way behind some 20 somethings. One threw an empty can into the woods. I yelled at him that I was tired of picking up his…

My wife absolutely refuses to eat chip crumbs. Me, I don’t care. The little bits taste just like the big bits. But, she does put them on soup. So they don’t go to waste. Well, not into the trash. To our wastes, yeah.

Nah. This is the best hoodie I’ve ever had. And it’s doesn’t look yuppyfied.

Nah. This is the best hoodie I’ve ever had. And it’s doesn’t look yuppyfied.

I’ve heard that Wood walked in on Wagner & Walken in a compromising position.

Also, try a combo of equal amounts of honey, and fresh lemon juice, with as much cayenne pepper as you can stand.

For some kids, step one would be massive amounts of Duck Tape.

That horse has had some work done before they got her in the round pen with the trainer. At the beginning, they showed them bringing her in from the wild on a rope. A truly wild horse is not going be haltered & ponied along with a rider.

Our old top loader Whirlpool started walking around. So I had to do an overhaul on it. Really not too hard, but when I got the inner tub out.... OMG!!! You can not believe all of the lint, gunk, and filth that was built up around the top of the outer tub! I’m sorry to tell you this, but no amount of bleach is gonna…

We have an ‘83 Suzuki FA-50 we bought new. Still runs like a champ. Only real maintenance it has needed was a spark plug now & then, and the exhaust port cleaned when it starts loosing power. We would love to find a match for it, if local. But no luck so far.

If you’ve never had poached chicken before, you might be suspicious of what’s on your plate—Don’t worry. It tastes just like chicken.

My wife is a compulsive stacker. Drove me crazy for years. That being said, every single waitress we have asked, says thank you very much. Most restaurants here are understaffed, and waitresses are always in a rush.

Never have understood this. You do not have time at home to make a good pot of coffee (takes what, 10 minutes? Start it as soon as you get up idiot!). But you will wait in line at Starbucks for 15 minutes for a crappy cup of s#*t?