I’ve had two VW’s (currently own a GTI), can confirm the dealership sales people are pricks.

This. This is why I don’t like Volkswagen. (I mean... not the only reason.) Their dealers are absolute cocks.

Come on! If you read that sentence and didn’t IMMEDIATELY think “dissolved the body so no one could find the evidence,” you don’t watch NEARLY enough Law and Order.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Start off by grabbing a httpstub of cottage cheese

hmmm, a code red.

didn't keep me from trying, incidentally, in english class as well. (i also had a smoking hot teacher)

a buddy of mine was taking care of himself while alone in an armored vehicle in Baghdad late one night in 2003 and was caught/interrupted by AK-47 fire raking across the vehicle. As the story goes, he was in the driver compartment of the vehicle by himself reading a Hustler magazine with Jasmine St. Claire in it and…

I hate to burst your bubble, but most of them were probably just fidgeting while actually focusing on schoolwork, or trying to. It isn't every girl who can get there that way - most of us can't. You have to be built a certain way.

Dave's story for the win. I laughed til I cried, only after did I see this...

spoken like a guy who truly has know idea how rocket science actually works. the space shuttles are and have always been garbage. this is why two of them blew up. they're WAYYYYY too complicated for what they do.

After a vasectomy (yep, had the Big V done) I used this to test the success of the procedure. The accuracy and cost effectiveness of this test (yearly) will help ensure no "accidents" for our family. I've recently had two friends 17 years post vasectomy start parenting all over again. This test is great.

I haven't seen a nip slip this bad since my waitress at the sushi place fell down.

It's pretty ironic to have a Kiwi sing the Star Spangled Banner while decked out in full Uncle Sam regalia. Especially considering how Xenaphobic this country is.

@themightyspitz: So when the poem says "in the darkness bind them", is it referring to /b/?

But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made....